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If your big kid loves creepy movies and terrifying horror stories, they'll love this Psycho Teddy Bear Costume For Kids. This one is as spine-chilling as it gets. A gruesome teddy bear mask with empty, bloody eye sockets and a ghastly, fang-filled grin is perfect for topping off the horror movie classic, torn flannel shirt look. Faux fur protruding from the shirt's neck and matching faux fur gloves ensure your child will disappear completely in this costume, and in his or her shoes will stand a nightmare-inducing creature.